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Smarden

South East

£1,250,000
Listed on 11/02/2026

Property Details

Bedrooms
5
Type
Detached house
Area
1608 sqft

Description

This four-bedroom detached Oast house, with roots dating back to the mid-19th century and extensive charm, is situated in a serene rural setting just outside the village of Smarden. The property has been thoughtfully extended over the years, most recently in 1991, while retaining many original character features, including traditional exposed beams that enhance its unique appeal. The interiors provide a solid foundation for renovations; the kitchen is equipped with shaker-style units and a vintage Alpha oil-fired range cooker but could benefit from modern upgrades for enhanced functionality. The flexible layout includes two reception rooms and a versatile lower roundel space with direct garden access, offering numerous possibilities for reconfiguration or expansion. The first floor houses the master bedroom complete with an en-suite bathroom, alongside three additional bedrooms and a family bathroom featuring classic roll-top styling. A detached two-storey annexe presents an excellent opportunity for rental income or guest accommodation, though it too would profit from some modernization. Outside, the property is set within approximately one acre of beautifully landscaped grounds, complete with mature trees and two ponds. There is significant potential for landscaping improvements, as well as development opportunities in the timber double garage and further outbuilding, subject to appropriate permissions. This idyllic location not only provides easy access to local amenities but also offers excellent transport links to London via mainline services from nearby stations. With imagination and investment, this property could become a stunning family home or an attractive rental property in a highly sought-after area.

Investment Analysis

(TN27 area)

Above Market Value

This property is priced +91.8% above area average per sq ft

+91.8%
This Property
£777/sq ft
Area Average
£405/sq ft

Renovation Potential

Medium Refurb
Est. Renovation Cost
£60,000 - £100,000
Target Value
£716,895
10% above area average per sq ft
Potential ROI
-46.9%
After renovation
Note: Renovation cost estimates are AI-generated based on property location and general characteristics, and may not reflect actual costs.
Monthly Sales
9
Average per month
Market Turnover
25%
Properties sold annually

Local Market Trend (TN27)

Area prices are rising by +7.8% over the last 12 months
3 year growth: -4.2%
5 year growth: +5.5%
Investment Disclaimer: Analysis based on TN27 area averages and may not reflect property-specific factors like condition, exact location, or unique features. Any renovation cost estimates provided are AI-generated and should be considered indicative only. Renovation costs vary significantly based on property condition and scope of work. Always conduct professional surveys and get multiple quotes before making investment decisions.

Location

Smarden
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Current average 2-year fixed rate is 4.06%

Current average variable rate is 6.81%

Monthly Repayments
£4,508
Based on a loan of £937,500 over 30 years at 4.06% interest

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