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Twineham Lane, Twineham

South East

£850,000

Listed on 07/09/2026

The listing

Property details

Bedrooms
4
Type
Semi Detached
Area
1950 sqft

Description

Toad Cottage presents a unique opportunity for those seeking a spacious country home with character, set on a generous 0.23-acre plot. This semi-detached house boasts over 2,500 sq ft of living space, including large outbuildings that offer excellent potential for home offices or additional living areas. The property features charming tile-hung and brick elevations, complemented by cottage-style windows and exposed beams, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere. The heart of the home is the expansive kitchen/breakfast/family room, measuring over 25 feet and filled with natural light from extensive glazing that frames views of the garden and countryside. The stylish shaker kitchen includes dark cabinetry, contrasting worktops, and a large island, making it perfect for both family gatherings and entertaining. The ground floor also includes two additional reception rooms, providing flexibility for various uses. The cozy living room features a wood-burning stove and French doors leading to the garden, while the dining/reception room offers ample space for formal dining or as a second sitting area. On the first floor, there are three bedrooms along with a luxurious family bathroom featuring a freestanding bath and walk-in shower. The principal bedroom occupies the second floor, offering privacy and stunning views. Outside, the property is complemented by an annexe/playroom and further outbuildings designed as home offices, providing versatile spaces for work or leisure. The mature garden and paddock create an idyllic outdoor setting, ideal for families and those who appreciate nature. This property not only offers a beautiful home but also the potential to enhance its already impressive features, making it a fantastic investment opportunity.

WHOTS analysis

Our WHOTS verdict

An internal assessment of the opportunity to acquire, improve and create value.

42out of 100
Grade ELow opportunity

Confidence: LOW

Toad Cottage is a charming semi-detached house that beautifully combines character with modern living. Set on a generous 0.23-acre plot, the property offers a cozy and lived-in feel, complete with traditional features like exposed beams and a wood-burning stove. The standout kitchen is a highlight, featuring a stylish shaker design and spacious layout that connects seamlessly with the garden, making it perfect for both family gatherings and entertaining. With flexible living spaces and excellent work-from-home potential, this home caters to a variety of needs.

While the overall score reflects a moderate opportunity, the asking price of £850,000 is competitively positioned at £436/sqf, which is below the local average of £454/sqf. This makes it an appealing option for those looking for a character-filled property in a desirable location. The fundamentals and location of Toad Cottage are strong, providing a solid foundation for any potential buyer. Though the renovation scope is light, the existing good condition allows for immediate enjoyment while also offering avenues for personal touches over time.

Key opportunities

  • Character features enhance appeal and provide opportunities for personal touches.
  • Flexible spaces accommodate various needs, ideal for family living or home office.
  • The kitchen's modern design and connection to the garden create a fantastic entertaining space.

Key risks

None recorded.

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Twineham Lane, Twineham
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Current average 2-year fixed rate is 4.45%

Current average variable rate is 6.60%

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£3,211
Based on a loan of £637,500 over 30 years at 4.45% interest

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